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Episode 0256 - Musica: Classic Bank, IBA, Keith, Leila, Qualla, Sheriff, Udal, Urga, Vanna, = 9 ``IBA: What about Sarka, who resigned her post? ``Classic Bank: We accept that things and attitude were not being followed, owing to loopholes, which were allowed in those days. ``IBA: Sheriff, you say that there was a ring involved, but you have no proof of anyone In particular, although you have ideas! ``Sheriff: Most of whom, we have cautioned were only small fry. However the stigma lies with the old auditors, Elder 2 and Elder 5. Without further Intergalactic investigation we are unable to form a conclusion. ``IBA: Our committee here today will be discussing this disgraceful case, and when we have come to a decision of what we intend doing next, we will advise you accordingly. You are all free to go for now. {Vanna’s Trullo + Keith + Scotty} ``Vanna: Our second wet season is just about to start, but this time we will have torrential rain. ``Leila: When it rains here is rains as we very seldom get drizzle. ``Vanna: It is like turning the tap on from a hydrant everyone gets soaked. ``Keith: I will have to play Handle’s Water Music! ``Leila: Ha, hah. ``Keith: Is it worse than what we been having back on Earth? ``Leila: Much worse, and we all go out on water watch. ``Keith: And get wet at the same time! ``Vanna: We wear wet-suits! ``Keith: You don’t mean everyone? ``Leila: Zaa, everyone. ``Vanna: Zaa. ``Keith: How often do you do that? ``Leila: Every day. ``Vanna: We are all responsible and have to do daily checks on designated areas. ``Keith: That does make logical sense, but I presume they have to come out and control the problem! ``Leila: Immediately. ``Keith: That I do like as it took weeks before they took our floods seriously, only a mile away from me. ``Vanna: It is mandatory. ``Scotty: Quare? ``Vanna: Quiff. `Scotty: I have knocked up a programme, which they are running off now. You have full freedom on what happens tonight, so you will have to adlib or compromise and change things as you go along, but you must remember to tell me The Changes: live on stage so I can translate it to the pack audience. ``Keith: I will keep things simple. ``Scotty: I think they have sold nearly all the seats. They have put on an extra monorail service, and Space dock is heaving with passengers. The hotel is all ready full, and all at short notice. ``Keith: That is hard to believe. {Hall of Variety - Concert} - [translated by Scotty] ``Maestro: Zonule everyone. It is wonderful seeing you all here tonight and it is a surprised at such short notice. However, I am not in the ‘hot seat’ tonight, and I will pass you straight over to our alien friend Keith, who has come here from another world, to give us some basic tuition. [Applause] ``Keith: Zenden. Good evening. I started late in life, at sixteen playing the piano, and I fancied playing the extended version of the organ, which has over 120 big metal pipes to make the unique sounds. However, this allowed me to develop my talents, and I have been playing both instruments for the last fifty Earth years. Therefore I am not a professional, but a semi-professional. It is only happened recently after Vanna had pushed me into composing music, which I enjoy doing, and have wanted to do for a long time. ``I will start by playing some light hearted dance tunes. I hear that we have many contortionists, so I hope we can find a parallel path. Most of our dances are over one hundred years old, and performances are full, although the younger generation are not so interested, thinking they have better things to do. [Playing]. <.Quare - Permission> < Previous Page 255 Cetus <06.5.4> Wet 2 [05 = 221 <276> 00 = 069] Next Page 257> |
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